john green is really spinning out of control
OMG NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU BILL OR YOUR FUCKING FLASHBACKS
Zac Efron strips off on NBC’s Running Wild with Bear Grylls
I AM SORRY I”VE WANTED TO GET LOST IN THE WILDERNESS WITH BEAR GRYLLS AND SING BREAKING FREE WITH ZAC EFRON AND IF I CAN DO IT AT THE SAME TIME, HEELS TO JESUS I WILL DIE HAPPY
Listed under reasons why I will never find a partner:
I mean mug just about everyone who looks at me. Like “oh they cute what the heck they looking at they must wanna fight.”
You can take the Cruzan off STX….
a pop-up popped up (duh) and over the speakers i heard
"ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL"
STORY OF MY LIFE
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
where were all these queer latinxs when i was in high school
What makes me bitter is all the bitches I knew was queer in high school left me by my lonesome and now they gay asses all in relationships and I’m here with ice cream and sadness